"That's gold, Jawad, gold!"
A young couple recently married in the UK seem nice enough, but not like "rule an Empire" nice.
In an act of bourgeois selflessness, an inner-city man will collect $10 notes every week and burn them in a garbage bin on his street.
North Korea will cease nuclear weapons testing because it was stupid and besides they never wanted to do it anyway and it doesn't even care okay.
In hugely important news, a human man named Charles, who has a family made up of other persons, has visited a place.