In an act of bourgeois selflessness, an inner-city man will collect $10 notes every week and burn them in a garbage bin on his street. Continue reading Upper middle class man to use $10 weekly tax cut to fuel fire for the homeless
A delivery man was spotted knocking at the glass doors of the DC building, gazing into the empty foyer and coughing through a strange cloud of dust. Continue reading DC executives not feeling so goo…
North Korea will cease nuclear weapons testing because it was stupid and besides they never wanted to do it anyway and it doesn’t even care okay. Continue reading North Korea says it never wanted your stupid nuclear weapons anyway
An immigration spokesman wants you to guess why Ms Abdel-Magied was detained and not Ms Smith, who was before her in the line. Continue reading Yassmin deported from the US because guess why
In hugely important news, a human man named Charles, who has a family made up of other persons, has visited a place. Continue reading Person visits place
In news that has sent shockwaves across the world, for the next 24 hours or so cricket will sort of be interesting enough to pay attention to. Continue reading BREAKING: Cricket is interesting for a bit
The revelation that a consulting firm has been mining the data of Facebook users has sparked outrage, mainly in the form of shares and likes on Facebook. Continue reading Facebook unethically mining our data | Share on Facebook if you agree!