"The public were never actually going to wake up anyway."
The legendary liberal Supreme Court Justice has had her eyes fixed to news of Kavanaugh's confirmation all night.
"That's gold, Jawad, gold!"
A young couple recently married in the UK seem nice enough, but not like "rule an Empire" nice.
In an act of bourgeois selflessness, an inner-city man will collect $10 notes every week and burn them in a garbage bin on his street.