Ms Hanson will be studied by experts as she showed no signs of the tick bite that had left her unable to address the media for the past couple of days.
The government has given their own explanation as to the cause of extreme weather, dismissing climate change as a possibility.
Despite crew calls to abandon ship, the PM seemed intent on rearranging his sinking yacht's deck chairs just right.
Even the nation's happiest people are fed up with offshore detention.
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