"That's not how real people talk!"
The race that stops a nation also stops many horses' hearts. Follow this guide to win big.
"It's the best canvas we have."
In hugely important news, a human man named Charles, who has a family made up of other persons, has visited a place.
In news that has sent shockwaves across the world, for the next 24 hours or so cricket will sort of be interesting enough to pay attention to.