The national emergency known as Trump has claimed there is a bigger national emergency to worry about.
Trump has changed this year's Thanksgiving tradition, literally pardoning Turkey for brutal nationalism under Erdogan.
The people's president tells us his favourite techniques to keep your garden free from apocalyptic climate disasters.
"This picture will take its place in the history books."
"The duck's ducklings have been separated to a safe facility in New Mexico," border agents told the press today.