Ryan Gosling is an android cop who is re-enacting the film Her when he discovers a plot to create a sequel to Blade Runner. This inevitably leads him to Harrison Ford’s Rick Deckard who has been hiding in an abandoned …
"I hope we can catch him."
I was granted exclusive access to the situation room at the White House when the president and his advisers brainstormed potentially damaging insults to throw at Kim Jong Un.
He was careful not to speak too loud in case any rural Liberal voters could hear him.
The US has been irreparably and permanently damaged after looking right at the ball of burning hot gas that is their president.