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Trump pardons Turkey
Trump has changed this year's Thanksgiving tradition, literally pardoning Turkey for brutal nationalism under Erdogan.
Trump’s Top Landscaping Tips To Prevent Climate Disaster
The people's president tells us his favourite techniques to keep your garden free from apocalyptic climate disasters.
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White House releases undoctored photo of Trump-journalist exchange
"This picture will take its place in the history books."
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Trump vows to deport Chinese duck found in NYC
"The duck's ducklings have been separated to a safe facility in New Mexico," border agents told the press today.
