The PM visited an audiologist today, citing a persistent "dun-dun-dun-dun" ringing in his ears.
The gangs' existence is so secret the statistics say they don't exist at all.
Mrs Trump clarified that on her wedding day she misspoke, just like Donald did about Russia.
"I have never seen this man before in my life, and I don't even see him right now."
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