[From the archives] Same sex marriage is still unlawful in Australia, but Liberal candidate for Wentworth Malcolm Turnbull expects this to change very very very soon. Continue reading  US celebrates gay marriage, Australia expected to follow shortly
“My work here is done,” he sighed while LGBTIQA+ activists prepared for tomorrow’s ongoing battle. Continue reading Straight ally dramatically turns out the light at gay marriage campaign headquarters
In this exclusive interview with Immigration Minister Peter Dutton, we ask the guy who puts the man back into human rights abuse exactly how he sleeps at night. Continue reading Lifestyle News: How exactly does Peter Dutton sleep at night?
The sphincter in question has been spewing excrement about asylum seekers protected under international law and gay human rights. Continue reading Australian government referred to proctologist for out of control arsehole
The three former Trump advisors appeared in court today saying they are “the least guilty people in the history of the world, period.” Continue reading Trump campaign pleads “alternative guilty” to Russia collusion
Recent polls have shown that 40% of people under 30 haven’t yet returned their survey forms, and that 100% of those are just lazy dipshits like you. Continue reading Gay friend promises not to tell anyone you left it this late to post your same sex marriage form
“That’s what they like to be called these days right? I’m trying to be more open with this sort of stuff.” Continue reading Tony Abbott thinks Jacinda Ardern will make “a great Prime Ministress”