Trump has changed this year's Thanksgiving tradition, literally pardoning Turkey for brutal nationalism under Erdogan.
"This picture will take its place in the history books."
"The duck's ducklings have been separated to a safe facility in New Mexico," border agents told the press today.
Images from the Oval Office today surprised literally no one, a report has found.
The legendary liberal Supreme Court Justice has had her eyes fixed to news of Kavanaugh's confirmation all night.