Mrs Trump clarified that on her wedding day she misspoke, just like Donald did about Russia.
"I have never seen this man before in my life, and I don't even see him right now."
Trump has been attempting to find a get out of jail free card so he never has to see Eric or Donald Jr again, but agents briefed him yesterday that he will have to keep trying.
Following personal pleas from Kim Kardashian, US President Donald Trump has agreed to give Kanye West a pardon for being Kanye West.
In other news, the Pope does indeed shit in the woods.