Disneyland launches new apocalyptic thrill ride

This article was published on The Chaser.

Disneyland is undergoing a rapid rebrand with the launch of their new house of horrors thrill ride featuring a President Donald J Trump.

The apocalyptic vision is a twist on their famous Hall of Presidents, which has life size robotic recreations of the American presidents, but until now was quite boring.

“We are committed to giving visitors of Disneyland an emotional rollercoaster,” said spokesman at the launch today.

“Previously the Hall of Presidents was inspiring and even tear-jerking. Now you will be crying in a whole different way.”

The robotic President Trump has been programmed to move haphazardly and without signs of intelligence or a soul. Its skin is pasty and clearly not human, a terrifying and accurate portrayal of Trump which the creators say took a while to perfect.

The Trump speaks words uttered by a president during an inauguration.

“Hearing those words from Donald Trump’s mouth is enough to make your skin crawl. We are really thrilled to give people the opportunity to experience this terrifying vision of the future.”

The other robotic figures of past presidents are depicted as rolling in their graves.

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