Channel Ten “proud” of its diversity of dickheads

A new slate of shows announced by Channel Ten showcases the diversity of arseholes in media today

“We have a long history of showcasing the broad spectrum of dickheads that exist around Australia, and this year’s pilots are no different.”

This week Channel Ten announced a series of pilots that was roundly criticised for having as much diversity as an ice hockey team.

Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer Gordon Maaaayte disagrees.

“We have always had a strict quota policy here at Ten that for every slate of projects we must feature at least 20% creators that are total fuckwits.”

He says this reflects the diversity of modern day Australia.

“There are real Kyle Sandilands out there in this country and we want to give those sorts of dickheads representation on screen.”

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