An immigration spokesman wants you to guess why Ms Abdel-Magied was detained and not Ms Smith, who was before her in the line.
With the Chinese congress abolishing term limits for their presidency, the world has unanimously agreed to distract Donald Trump from the news for the next 24 hours or so.
A line from Frances McDormand's Oscar acceptance speech will be used by Oprah to convince voters to simply follow whatever Meryl does.
He also called for an immediate ban of all automatic and semi-automatic deep friers to ensure this fried chicken shortage never happens again.
"Until now I just assumed black people only watched Tyler Perry on DVD and women only cared about Grey's Anatomy."