The star was rushed away, calling for an emergency tailor and a copy of Top Gun.
The PM visited an audiologist today, citing a persistent "dun-dun-dun-dun" ringing in his ears.
A new slate of shows showcases the diversity of arseholes in media today.
The gangs' existence is so secret the statistics say they don't exist at all.
Mrs Trump clarified that on her wedding day she misspoke, just like Donald did about Russia.