“In my day we never would have been attacked for saying homophobic things," the former Prime Minister said.
The UN is genuinely unsure who to throw its support behind as tensions between a Trump-led United States and North Korea rise.
A group of rich men in wigs have won the argument for a nationwide postal vote on gay marriage.
The US public has joined together in a statement urging North Korea to take any action necessary to prevent a nuclear war that would inevitably lead to the construction of a President Trump War Memorial statue in Washington.
LGBTI people all over the country have agreed to let Bob Katter reclaim the word "gay" in return for pretty much all pop culture and technology he has set eyes on.