The US public has joined together in a statement urging North Korea to take any action necessary to prevent a nuclear war that would inevitably lead to the construction of a President Trump War Memorial statue in Washington.
LGBTI people all over the country have agreed to let Bob Katter reclaim the word "gay" in return for pretty much all pop culture and technology he has set eyes on.
He was careful not to speak too loud in case any rural Liberal voters could hear him.
We called them the rock n roll years. It passed with a blur. And in many ways the hangover is worse.
The US has been irreparably and permanently damaged after looking right at the ball of burning hot gas that is their president.